For Adults with a Sense of Humor
Limerick Contest
Contest Requirements: To use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynsky in a limerick.
Contestants’ Entries:
Entry # 1
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
‘Twas “Hail to the Chief”
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
–Bill Ward
Entry # 2
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don’t want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that white stuff off of your chinsky.
–Martha Thorrens
Entry # 3
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
Given the choice to be blown. -
-David Dieckmann
Entry # 4
There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
When on Kenneth Starr’s lap
She confided, when trapped,
“Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky.” *
(*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse; not to be confused with the long-dead ballet dancer, whose private attributes are not known.)
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